Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Superman

I sit by the copy machine at work and these are my FAQs:

1) Do you know how to send a fax?

2) Is this thing broken?

3) Can I borrow your stapler for a second?

4) Do you have a pen I could borrow?

Today a girl came up to me and was asking question #4.

"Hi, could I borrow a . . . . . . . . . {very long pause} . . . . . . pen?"

I handed over my one spare pen (which I no longer have now as it walked away with this girl who borrowed it) and she thanked me and turned around to make her copies. Hmm....perhaps I ought to bring some of those random pens I have at home for this very reason? duh.) I showed her a photo and she said: "Oh he's cute! He looks like the new Superman guy, so you're marrying Superman"

A few seconds later she said: "I see something on your finger...That's why I blanked out!"

So I explained how I got engaged a couple weeks ago and she asked "Are you excited?" (nah!!!! not really.

"Yes, he's pretty super!" was my reply.

That's right folks! I'm marrying Superman! :)

I haven't seen the Superman movie and I'm pretty sure B told me people have said that to him beofre, so I figured I'd look him up to see what kind of resemblance there is exactly. I think they're talking about the actor Brandon Routh. Yeah... I suppose I can see it, he's not bad lookin'! Now, I may be slightly biased but my Superman is at least a bajillion times better (in every way) than this Hollywood guy. Then again, I don't really know the Hollywood dude at all so technically it might not be a fair call. Anyway, I love my Superman! hehe

1 comment:

  1. That cubie does have its side effects doesn't it? Uhgh!

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