I was chatting with my brother in law and he said:
"Your butt called us Sunday morning.
You really have to keep your butt under control"
True story. Except it wasn't my butt that dialed on accident. I really don't know how it happened but I was driving to church Sunday morning and I'd picked up a friend so I had my purse propped on the seat between me and the door. I noticed a faint noise, like talking, and the radio was turned off so I was trying to find the source of the noise. I happened to check my phone and realized that somehow the phone hadn't locked itself and had dialed my sister's home number! How random!