Why I Love BB&B

If you have been reading this blog lately, you realize I have been invited to a good share of weddings over the years. The most common places couples seem to register are Target and Bed Bath & Beyond. Personally I go for BB&B, not only because there is one fairly close to my house but because it is just awesome.

This is why I love Bed Bath & Beyond.

*They mail out 20% coupons often. That's right, I can get a discount on ANY item I want! It would be substantially cooler if I actually had the coupon with me when going there...but still, fantastic!

*They have really cool stuff. For instance, Miracle Foot Cream. One day I will buy this and try it. My feet could use a miracle...hmm.... Oh! They have massage chairs! Probably not as good as the real thing but it's free and free rocks! Also there was one of those music things that plays samples of the chill-out/meditation/spa/relaxing music cds. Definitely cool.

*They've got some AMAZINGLY GORGEOUS plates. Wow. I am going to have a hard time deciding which ones I like best when I get to register there someday...

*Probably my most favorite part about BB&B though is that they WRAP the gift for FREE-99! Bargain! I know, I am so tacky-cheap huh....but it is so convenient for me and extra advertising for them so obviously a BRILLIANT idea whoever thought of that one!

Maybe I ought to get a part time job there.....

Trax

Monday thru Friday mornings I hop onto the Trax for my 18 minute ride to work. Public transportation ain't all that bad, really. This is why:

*I get a free pass so I get to save TONS of money which means that one day soon I may just have myself a sweet ride.

*I get to read books (currently...never thought I would say this, but yes, the Twilight series).

*I get to listen to my ipod (My fave right now is the new Mat Kearney cd and I LOVE it! Good stuff.

*I don't have to deal with stupid drivers.

*Wierd people talk to me. Like the one time a jolly lady (whom I might add was much too energetic at 7:30 am...) plopped herself in front of me and excitedly asked "Hi! Do you want to read my English paper?!" Okay...What was I supposed to say? "Sure!" As I skim through the one page paper that appears has been copied and pasted from Google she continues to babble random stuff about how "happiness is mathematically correct" or something like that. Right-o. Um...is it my stop yet?

*I get to witness bizarre human behavior. One day while at a stop, I gazed out the window and noticed a 30-ish year old man standing next to a garbage bin on the platform. He was enjoying his last sips of his Pepsi. Next thing I know, he is reaching INTO the garbage bin, and he pulls out another plastic Pepsi bottle with a good 2 or 3 oz left in it. He contentedly guzzles it down. I'm serious. I saw it with my own two eyes, my contacts were in so it was very clear, and it was early, but I wasn't hallucinating.

There ya go. Public transportation puts a smile on my face.

The Friend Thief

And they're off!

Spring is in the air so beware, as friend thieve cases are at their height during this season. I have been a perennial victim since approximately 2003. It is making me poor. Whilst there are no measures by which to protect oneself here are some warning signs to look out for.

Your friend is increasingly drawn to this line of fashion:

She spends exorbitant amounts of time with one of these:

One of those (above) gives her one of these:

They start planning one of these:

Well that's about it. You're on your own now. Yes, another partner in crime has ditched you.

No worries though, ease the pain by delighting in these:

Plan a fun, exciting vacation, and for HALF the price they did! Boo-yah.

Start your own protest like the guy here

Read some good books such as Pride & Prejudice and stuff like that.

I recommend this one:

A Single Voice by Kristen M. Oaks

Mawiage. Really, I'm a fan. Not so much a fan that it is a friend thief though. I suppose that is all part of being a grown up. Last week I attended a wedding party. Next week have been invited to 3, and so far ... planning on 4 others this summer. It's ridiculous! Bridal showers...and then all the ones from previous years are having babies which means baby showers....My wallet can't hardly take it with so many gifts.

Surprisingly enough, as many friends as I've had marry, not once have I been a bridesmaid! Can you believe that? At least I don't have to worry about "three times a bridesmaid, never a bride!, heehee.

Ah well, I'm happy for them all and life goes on and it's great. :)